Meet the Family!

Veggie Vampires

ARTICHOKE: ARTIE
I like swimming in olive oil. I do not own a bathing suit.

ASPARAGUS: ANGUS & ALBUS
Our names are Albus and Angus Asparagus and we’re wizards.

AVOCADO: ALMODÓVAR
I’m so excited when I watch foreign films. My best friend is a chip.

CARROTS: CARA & SARA
We are identical twins but we swear we’re not the creepy kind.

CAULIFLOWER: REJ
I’ve been giving it my caul for years but people are finally starting to notice.

CORN: HUSKO
Back where I’m from, we see shooting stars nightly. I tell corny jokes.

CUCUMBER: BENEDICT CUCUMBER-BATCH
I can never find pants that are long enough so I started wearing jorts.

EGGPLANT: MARCELINE AUBERGINE
I only go out at night.

GARLIC: GABY
I swear I brush my teeth 3 times a day but people still say my breath smells.

JALAPEÑO: KIRSTIE
My name is Kirstie Jalapeño and I make awesome, spicy vegan food.

KALE: PIPPI
I have curly hair and I’m Swedish. I can write upside-down.

MUSHROOM: PORTIA
I just got cast in my first play! My girlfriend is so proud.

ONION: BOBBY
I spiff up alley finds and make them new again! I have 4 besties!

POTATO: CHANNING POTATUM
I tot myself to cook last year. I love listening to mash-ups.

RADISH: RASHIDA
I’m spicy. I’ve seen things. You don’t know the half of it. You NEVER will.

SQUASH: SIMON
I watch slime videos but I don’t like the squish sound it makes.

SWEET POTATO: JANELLE
I’m extremely versatile. I sing with my eyes closed.

Fanged Fruits

BANANA: BARB
I’m the tallest in my class. My mom says I’m full of po-SASS-ium.

BLUEBERRY: BUSTER
It’s okay to be blue. I am and I can’t change it.

CHERRIES: LUKE & LORELAI
We argue a lot but our nights together end in sweet talk.

GRAPES: GILA
I surround myself with wonderful people. My advice: always carry a knife.

LEMON: LIONEL
I love pairing up with a hot toddy when it’s cold outside.

LIME: AYAKA
My happy place is at the pottery studio. Touching clay is so calming.

PEACH: MEL
I’m with Kate. It’s a good time for impeachment. I should know!

PEAR: PERCY
My Sisters of Mercy cover band is called Sisters of Percy.

PINEAPPLE: PUNKY
If you cross me, I’ll cut you. I know you would do the same to me.

STRAWBERRY: SYLVIA
I only write in a journal now. I miss my friends on LiveJournal.

TOMATO: ISSA & MOLLY
We need a bit of seed money to fund our new comedy act.

WATERMELON: WANDA
Early in my career, I went on a date with Elvis.