I like swimming in olive oil. I do not own a bathing suit.
ASPARAGUS: ANGUS & ALBUS
Our names are Albus and Angus Asparagus and we’re wizards.
I’m so excited when I watch foreign films. My best friend is a chip.
CARROTS: CARA & SARA
We are identical twins but we swear we’re not the creepy kind.
I’ve been giving it my caul for years but people are finally starting to notice.
Back where I’m from, we see shooting stars nightly. I tell corny jokes.
CUCUMBER: BENEDICT CUCUMBER-BATCH
I can never find pants that are long enough so I started wearing jorts.
EGGPLANT: MARCELINE AUBERGINE
I only go out at night.
I swear I brush my teeth 3 times a day but people still say my breath smells.
My name is Kirstie Jalapeño and I make awesome, spicy vegan food.
I have curly hair and I’m Swedish. I can write upside-down.
I just got cast in my first play! My girlfriend is so proud.
I spiff up alley finds and make them new again! I have 4 besties!
POTATO: CHANNING POTATUM
I tot myself to cook last year. I love listening to mash-ups.
I’m spicy. I’ve seen things. You don’t know the half of it. You NEVER will.
I watch slime videos but I don’t like the squish sound it makes.
SWEET POTATO: JANELLE
I’m extremely versatile. I sing with my eyes closed.
I’m the tallest in my class. My mom says I’m full of po-SASS-ium.
It’s okay to be blue. I am and I can’t change it.
CHERRIES: LUKE & LORELAI
We argue a lot but our nights together end in sweet talk.
I surround myself with wonderful people. My advice: always carry a knife.
I love pairing up with a hot toddy when it’s cold outside.
My happy place is at the pottery studio. Touching clay is so calming.
I’m with Kate. It’s a good time for impeachment. I should know!
My Sisters of Mercy cover band is called Sisters of Percy.
If you cross me, I’ll cut you. I know you would do the same to me.
I only write in a journal now. I miss my friends on LiveJournal.
TOMATO: ISSA & MOLLY
We need a bit of seed money to fund our new comedy act.
Early in my career, I went on a date with Elvis.